My Big Car, An SUV

Green Day

“Boulevard Of Broken Dreams”

My car says, “Look at me!”
I am the biggest badass on the road
A three-ton SUV
Move over! or I’ll squash you like a toad

I drive this empty street
On the Boulevard of Low MPG
Where the city sleeps
and I’m the only one and I drive alone

I drive alone
I drive alone

I drive alone
I drive a-l-o-n-e

…

Ah-S-U-V, Ah-S-U-V
Ah-S-U-V, Ah-S-U-V

I’ve Really Got to Pee

K.T. Tunstall

“Suddenly I See”

Her face is a map of the world
…

Suddenly I see (Suddenly I see)
That I’ve really got to pee
Suddenly I see (Suddenly I see)
Why the hell did I drink so much iced tea?

…

Suddenly I see (Suddenly I see)
That I’ve really got to pee
Suddenly I see (Suddenly I see)
Why the hell did I drink so much iced tea?

…

Suddenly I see (Suddenly I see)
Feel the need so desperately
Suddenly I see (Suddenly I see)
Should I go behind a tree?
Suddenly I see (Suddenly I see)
That I’ve really got to pee
Suddenly I see (Suddenly I see)
Why the hell did I drink so much iced tea?

But I’m Not Gay

“Give It Away”

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Sometimes I’m back home in Idaho
Sometimes I’m in the District of Columbia
Sometimes I’ve got to fly into Minnesota
I always go to men’s room when I drink a little water

Got to find get myself to the airport men’s room
Find relief the airport men’s room
Which way to the airport men’s room
Now it’s called the “Larry Craig men’s room”

I search the men’s room for some privacy
As I peer into the stalls to see what I can see
I sit on my throne with my usual wide stance
Tap my foot and give the floor a quick glance

But I’m not gay but I’m not gay but I’m not gay now
But I’m not gay but I’m not gay but I’m not gay now
But I’m not gay but I’m not gay but I’m not gay now
After all, can’t you see I’m married?

I wish I knew how to quit you
Fact is that I haven’t even met you
One quick time and then we are through
Got to catch my flight back to Idaho

But I’m not gay but I’m not gay but I’m not gay now
But I’m not gay but I’m not gay but I’m not gay now
But I’m not gay but I’m not gay but I’m not gay now
Ooh… ooh yeah
But I’m not gay but I’m not gay but I’m not gay now
But I’m not gay but I’m not gay but I’m not gay now
But I’m not gay but I’m not gay but I’m not gay now
I cant tell if I’m a swinger or a swapper